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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Underage
  Category:
      Gen
  Fandom:
      Supernatural
  Character:
      Dean_Winchester, John_Winchester
  Additional Tags:
      The_Talk, Wet_Dream, Unresolved_Sexual_Tension, Erections, Teenagers,
      Good_Parent_John
  Series:
      Part 9 of Stress_Relief
  Stats:
      Published: 2016-04-23 Chapters: 2/2 Words: 1747
****** The Talk ******
by iceprinceloki
Summary
     Dean gets the talk after waking up from a wet dream in the impala,
     John's very good about it and makes Dean feel less weird about it.
     Two different endings!!!!
Notes
     Thanks Kats1997 for the request!
See the end of the work for more notes
***** Version One *****
John shook thirteen year old Dean awake. They had finished their hunt and were
on their way home, when his son started whimpering and moaning quietly in his
sleep.
“Dad?” Dean mumbled.
“You okay Deano? You were moaning.” John looked at Dean in concern. “You get
hurt tonight son?”
“Mmmm I’m good….” Dean began dozing off again.
John frowned as Dean repeatedly shifted around in his seat like he was
uncomfortable, the boy moved a hand down to adjust himself sleepily.
“Dad!” Dean shouted suddenly as he sat bolt upright in the passenger seat,
looking at his father in alarm.
John swerved and drove the car off the road. He stopped her and turned to Dean
worriedly.
“What?! What’s wrong? Did you see something?” He demanded to know.
Dean gestured frantically to his crotch. “Something’s wrong with me! Look!”
John looked down and saw what the problem was immediately.
“Bud..hasn’t this happened already?” John asked slowly.
“Are you kidding me?? This isn’t normal dad! I’m cursed or something!” Dean’s
voice broke as he shouted.
John smiled and ruffled his son’s hair. “You aren’t cursed son, it’s just an
erection.”
“A what?” Dean said softly, looking confused with tears on his cheeks.
“An erection...” John tried to find a way to explain. “See when a man loves
another person, or just needs a bit of release, he gets these feelings and
urges. Natural feelings and urges, that help him express how he feels. These
feelings and urges manifest as an erection.”
Dean was gaping at him. “You’re telling me this is natural? My thing is hard
and sore and...standing up...”
“Yea Dean, it’s natural...see eventually if you’re with a woman, you’ll need it
to be all hard in order to have a baby.”
Dean gave him a sour look and John laughed.
“Hey this isn’t easy to explain Ace! Bear with me on this okay?” When Dean
nodded John continued.
“You know the difference between a man and a woman. Well if you love a woman
and you want kids your..uh penis...will harden and her special place...” John
cringed and wondered if he was growing his own vagina, calling it a special
place. “It’ll get moist and you’ll be able to put your erection in there. It
feels good for both of you and you’ll release a white liquid that has seed in
it. If that seed finds an egg in her womb, she’ll have a baby.”
Dean spluttered. “Ew! I can’t put it in there! That’s disgusting!”
John sniggered and shook his head. “You say that now...anyway, don’t worry
about this, you’ll be getting erections all the time until you’re a bit older.
Just know that it’s not good to touch it in public places and you should sort
it out in private if you can.”
“Sort it out?” Dean asked nervously.
“Yea you know….” John made a crude up and down motion with his hand over his
crotch. “Sort it out, touch it till it’s not hard anymore.”
Dean stared at him blankly and John laughed. “You’ll figure it out soon enough.
We good?”
Dean nodded slowly and John ruffled his hair again. “You can always ask me
anything you may need to know.”
Conversation over, John pulled onto the road again and resumed their trip.
“Uh dad?”
“Yea Dean?”
“Does the impala count as a public place?”
John looked over to see Dean still painfully hard and a small dark spot
appearing on his jeans.
“Just go to sleep and ignore it Dean, it’ll go away on it’s own.”
Dean nodded and lay back against the chair, trying to get comfortable. John
drove for a while before checking on Dean, he sighed when he saw the frustrated
tears on Dean’s red face. He gently tugged Dean to rest his head on his
father’s thigh.
“Take it easy Dean, get some sleep.” He rubbed his son’s chest with on large
palm. “It’ll be fine when you wake up.”
“It’s so uncomfortable...” Dean mumbled as he shifted again.
“I know Bud….just bear with it.” John sighed. “You’ll be okay in the morning.”
***** Alternative *****
Chapter Notes
     Thanks to Icey girl 1221 for the request! It's an alternative ending
     to the previous chapter
See the end of the chapter for more notes
John shook thirteen year old Dean awake. They had finished their hunt and were
on their way home, when his son started whimpering and moaning quietly in his
sleep.
“Dad?” Dean mumbled.
“You okay Deano? You were moaning.” John looked at Dean in concern. “You get
hurt tonight son?”
“Mmmm I’m good….” Dean began dozing off again.
John frowned as Dean repeatedly shifted around in his seat like he was
uncomfortable, the boy moved a hand down to adjust himself sleepily.
“Dad!” Dean shouted suddenly as he sat bolt upright in the passenger seat,
looking at his father in alarm.
John swerved and drove the car off the road. He stopped her and turned to Dean
worriedly.
“What?! What’s wrong? Did you see something?” He demanded to know.
Dean gestured frantically to his crotch. “Something’s wrong with me! Look!”
John looked down and saw what the problem was immediately.
“Bud..hasn’t this happened already?” John asked slowly.
“Are you kidding me?? This isn’t normal dad! I’m cursed or something!” Dean’s
voice broke as he shouted.
John smiled and ruffled his son’s hair. “You aren’t cursed son, it’s just an
erection.”
“A what?” Dean said softly, looking confused with tears on his cheeks.
“An erection...” John tried to find a way to explain. “See when a man loves
another person, or just needs a bit of release, he gets these feelings and
urges. Natural feelings and urges, that help him express how he feels. These
feelings and urges manifest as an erection.”
Dean was gaping at him. “You’re telling me this is natural? My thing is hard
and sore and...standing up...”
“Yea Dean, it’s natural...see eventually if you’re with a woman, you’ll need it
to be all hard in order to have a baby.”
Dean gave him a sour look and John laughed.
“Hey this isn’t easy to explain Ace! Bear with me on this okay?” When Dean
nodded John continued.
“You know the difference between a man and a woman. Well if you love a woman
and you want kids your..uh penis...will harden and her special place...” John
cringed and wondered if he was growing his own vagina, calling it a special
place. “It’ll get moist and you’ll be able to put your erection in there. It
feels good for both of you and you’ll release a white liquid that has seed in
it. If that seed finds an egg in her womb, she’ll have a baby.”
Dean spluttered. “Ew! I can’t put it in there! That’s disgusting!”
John sniggered and shook his head. “You say that now...anyway, don’t worry
about this, you’ll be getting erections all the time until you’re a bit older.
Just know that it’s not good to touch it in public places and you should sort
it out in private if you can.”
“Sort it out?” Dean asked nervously.
“Yea you know….” John made a crude up and down motion with his hand over his
crotch. “Sort it out, touch it till it’s not hard anymore.”
Dean stared at him blankly and John laughed. “You’ll figure it out soon enough.
We good?”
Dean nodded slowly and John ruffled his hair again. “You can always ask me
anything you may need to know.”
Conversation over, John pulled onto the road again and resumed their trip.
“Uh dad?”
“Yea Dean?”
“Does the impala count as a public place?”
John looked over to see Dean still painfully hard and a small dark spot
appearing on his jeans.
“Can’t it wait Ace?”
Dean bit his lip and shrugged uncertainly, not wanting to inconvenience his
father, but John could see the answer was no. John sighed and nodded at his
son.
“Get in the backseat.” John kept his eyes on the road as Dean followed his
orders. “There’s an old blanket back there, put that over your...lap and try
not to spill all over the place.”
Dean was shifting around, John looked through the rear view to see him laying
back on the seat. John turned his eyes back onto the road and tried to ignore
the slide of a zipper and rustle of jeans being lowered.
Dean eyed John wearily and curiously touched a tentative finger to the tip of
his erection. He bit his lip and wrapped his fingers around the base. Slowly he
moved his hand up and down, trying to get a feel for it, he keened quietly and
picked up his pace.
It was all going fine for John, until Dean made a low groaning sound, that
instantly made John think of his own youthful exploits.
John grunted over to Dean. “Keep it down Dean, I don’t need to hear all about
it.”
“Sorry.” Dean whimpered.
John listened to the desperate movements and soft puffs of breath, worrying
when Dean suddenly sat up a bit and made eye contact in the mirror.
“Dad, uh there’s a lot coming out, I don’t think the blanket will work.” Dean
said through gritted teeth.
John glance over his shoulder to see a large wet spot on the blanket. He
groaned quietly.
‘Honey dripper…..’
The older hunter shook his head grimly. “Take off one of your socks, put it
over just before you finish.”
“Ew!” Dean said looking horrified. “It’s Sam’s turn to do the laundry this week
he’ll be so grossed out!”
“Sam doesn’t need to know what it is.” John sighed tiredly. “You wanna get rid
of that erection or not?”
Dean didn’t comment merely fiddled with his shoe. John put his full attention
back on the road and tried to ignore it when Dean was too close to keep quiet.
The boy was a very vocal one, not unlike his mother, if John was honest. Dean
finished and there was silence for a few moments, before the teen started
cleaning himself up. When he was clean, Dean crawled into the passenger seat,
and huddled under his jacket.
John noticed the glances Dean kept throwing at him, but it wasn’t until they
pulled up outside the motel that Dean spoke.
“Uh dad? Thanks….” Dean was out the car and hobbling into the room, in one
shoe, before John could fully process what had happened.
John smiled after his son and reached into the back to grab the soiled cloths.
He got out of the car and followed his oldest inside.
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